Fun with Jimothy

Odds and ends for the Jimothy faithful.

Decal — print-ready kit

A die-cut window decal of Jimothy. Below is the print specification sheet, followed by the artwork to send to your printer.

Download instructions sheet Download print image (PNG)

The print image

Transparent-background artwork, use this for the decal.

Spray-paint stencil

A bold, cut-ready stencil of Jimothy. Black areas are cut out so the paint passes through; everything stays as one connected piece, so nothing falls out. Print it, cut along the black shapes, tape it down, and spray.

Download stencil (PNG)

Tattoo reference

Getting Jimothy inked? Hand your tattoo artist the full low-poly artwork — the facets and shading give them everything to work from.

Download artwork (PNG)

A letter to Technotronic

A fill-in-the-blanks letter you can actually mail. It is about a hot dog. It is also, somehow, a petition to get Technotronic back on tour. Type into the highlighted boxes — everything else (yes, including the hot dog diagrams) is the joke and stays put. Then copy, download, or email it.

Technotronic c/o MN2S (Booking) The Ministry, 79-81 Borough Road London SE1 1DN United Kingdom Re: The Hot Dog Question AND the Immediate Resumption of Your Touring Schedule To Whom It May Concern, I write to you regarding two matters of equal and pressing importance. FIRST: it is my firm position that a hot dog a sandwich. I have held this belief for years and will not be moved by , who remains, to this day, wrong. SECOND, and relatedly: I require Technotronic to perform live again. Specifically in , ideally at , on or around . The jam has gone years without being adequately pumped in my immediate vicinity, and, frankly, it shows. I am prepared to negotiate. My terms are as follows: 1. Technotronic announces a tour with at least one (1) date within miles of me. 2. In exchange, I will formally WITHDRAW my demand for a ruling on the hot dog - a concession I do not make lightly. 3. Should you decline, the hot dog demand stands, and I will additionally require written confirmation as to precisely what the disc jockey "has got." 4. . Should I not receive a response within business days, I shall assume both that a hot dog is and that the tour is confirmed, and will be informing accordingly. I thank you for your time, and for years of pumping the jam. Please, I ask you sincerely: pump it once more, near me. Yours in rhythm and without further explanation, _________________________ Enclosures: diagrams (hot dog, cross-section), one (1) hand-drawn tour poster, my full and unwavering conviction.

Email it instead Copy letter Download .txt

The email button opens your own email app pre-filled and sends to MN2S, a real booking agency with a real inbox. Be cool: send one, make it funny, and don't be a pest. jimothyisprompt.com is not responsible for anyone who spams the agency — that's on you, you sicko.

Where to send it

Technotronic, c/o MN2S (Booking)

The Ministry, 79–81 Borough Road, London SE1 1DN, United Kingdom

Email: info@mn2s.com · Stamps not included. Response not guaranteed.